Does Bigfoot Need a Montana Alcohol Awareness Class?

by: Mike Miller

People do stupid things every day. When was the last time you or someone you knew did something really stupid? When was the last time you heard about someone doing something stupid?

When I was younger my friends and I often shared “stupid ways to die” stories. Following is one that would easily make the list! As reported in

Let’s begin by saying police are not certain that alcohol was involved – at least until toxicology reports come back. How could this guy possibly have been sober and in his right mind?

Dateline - Montana

A lot of crazy stuff happens in Montana. This is one of those things.

Randy Lee Tenley, identified as a Montana man, who tried to perpetuate a Bigfoot hoax was killed after two teens ran over him in their cars. Cause of death – being a complete idiot!

The 44-year-old Tenley was wearing a camouflage outfit known as a Ghillie suit when he jumped out from thick bushes out onto a two-lane highway in northwestern Montana at 10:30pm.

The driver Tenley was trying to hoax, a teenage girl, hit him dead on. A second car, also driven by a teenage girl, then hit the Bigfoot imposter from the other direction. Tenley was pronounced dead at the scene.

While his death is unfortunate, his idiotic actions have traumatized the lives of two innocent teenage girls. He has done them irreparable harm all for a shot at his 15 minutes of fame.