I thought I had heard just about every drinking story around. As a counselor for both in-class and online alcohol classes I am hyper-aware of any story involving alcohol. This morning I saw something that made me laugh out loud. It involved a college graduation party that was crashed by a group of cows!
The six bulls got loose from their pen and appeared to be walking aimlessly. However, perhaps they were attracted by the fire or the loud music, because they quickly found their way into the backyard party.
The bulls made a beeline for a backyard party where there were plenty of girls and beer. They went right for the beer and when one was done, they'd knock another one over and take care of that beer.
The recent college grads were drinking in the backyard when these 500 pound party crashers helped themselves to some adult beverages.
The cattle downed a few rounds. Then the curious cows met some more people. Those neighbors were so surprised they called 911.
It didn't take long for people to figure out theses bulls are harmless. The cows' owner says these guys are comfortable around people because when they were younger they were bottle fed, now that they're six months old...it appears they prefer cans.
What was their favorite beer? Bud Light. It is always nice to have a “light” story when it comes to alcohol!